Family Honor Enthusiast Mugs

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

Reflected Glory

'I've turned into my mother.'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

'In a surprise move today, the Kennedy family applied for statehood.'

'Your father just needs the will to live-tell him you're ready to take over the family business.'

'The first one didn't work. I need another goodnight kiss.'

'One day son, all this will not be yours.'

'Well, my Dad doesn't care how big you are, Mr. Jones. He'll still knock your block off!'

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

"And that's how great grandma braided her fish."

Mr. Haredale bestows his niece's hand

Boys watching a christening

"Fred Homerson! How are you? How's the wife? The kids? The traditional family values?"

"If you close your eyes, it sounds like the dinners Gram used to open."

'One day all this will be yours... thank god!'

"Am I talent or product?"

Christmas morning through the ages.

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."

'Just you wait till you have a Prince of Wales of your own!'

Supermum.

"I really don't want kids, but my dad insists on me carrying on our family's long history of nepotism."