Family Hero Admirer Mugs

Supermum.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Cow of BEEF

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Dad's home

"Yeah, the medals are nice, but this is what I'm most proud of!"

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Superhero

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

"I just want you to known. . .No matter what happens. . . I'll always love you Betty."

Schunard

Hans Brinker - the early years.

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"OK, class, for Hispanic Heritage Month, I want you draw a Latino hero."

Three shots - one franc.

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

"Welcome Ruth!"

'In a surprise move today, the Kennedy family applied for statehood.'

'Don't bother your father. Let him enjoy his Father's Day.'

'Well, my Dad doesn't care how big you are, Mr. Jones. He'll still knock your block off!'

'He'll make an ideal husband-we could do with those feet in the family'.

America's Most Down-to-Earth Superhero: Self-Effacing Man

A monster waves to its child in the maternity ward.

Childhood Medals

"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"

You ever see a great action movie and then feel like the hero? How so? Y'know, you kind of pick up the hero's vibe for a couple of days. I guess. Why do you ask? Monkey and I saw King Kong last night. Thump thump thump thump. Under attack!

Skinny sour-faced twins scowling at each other.

'I just wanted a glass of plain water.'

'It is so nice to find somebody civil minded and working tirelessly to help others...'

"Wall markings with plaque that reads 'Zorro slept here'."