Family Hero Admirer Mugs

Supermum.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Cow of BEEF

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Dad's home

Superhero

Zorro, The Embroiderer

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

Schunard

"I just want you to known. . .No matter what happens. . . I'll always love you Betty."

Hans Brinker - the early years.

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

Three shots - one franc.

"Welcome Ruth!"

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

'In a surprise move today, the Kennedy family applied for statehood.'

'Don't bother your father. Let him enjoy his Father's Day.'

America's Most Down-to-Earth Superhero: Self-Effacing Man

Childhood Medals

'He'll make an ideal husband-we could do with those feet in the family'.

'Well, my Dad doesn't care how big you are, Mr. Jones. He'll still knock your block off!'

A monster waves to its child in the maternity ward.

"Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!"

Skinny sour-faced twins scowling at each other.

'I just wanted a glass of plain water.'

'It is so nice to find somebody civil minded and working tirelessly to help others...'

United States General Pushing the World up a Mountain