Frat House Hero Gifts

'Huck me.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

Man's cooking explodes.

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

'Caw blimey!'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

The household cavalry

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Indoor Football

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

man juggling career, home and children

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

Homeless count.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

'Let's get this party started!'

Frat House Feng Shui

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'Love your renovations.'

Planner at work.

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."