House Price Humorist Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for a house price humorist? Our collection features clever designs that poke fun at real estate trends and property prices, making it ideal for those who love to laugh at the quirks of the housing market. Whether they're a real estate agent, a property investor, or just a real estate enthusiast, you'll find something that adds humor to their world. Give a gift that’s as amusing as it is memorable—tapped straight from the world of house price humor!

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...' mockup

'Hi, this is Wilbur Gurkenman, your real estate agent! I've found a single room apartment I think you can afford...'

from $19.00

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?" mockup

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

from $19.00

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.' mockup

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

from $19.00

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.' mockup

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

from $19.00

An exaggeration of estate agents

from $19.00

Mouse real estate!

from $19.00

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.' mockup

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

from $19.00

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!' mockup

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

from $19.00

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!' mockup

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

from $19.00

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .' mockup

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

from $19.00

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.' mockup

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

from $19.00

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach." mockup

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

from $19.00

"Efficiency tombs available"

from $19.00

"I've downsized."

from $19.00

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size." mockup

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

from $19.00

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

from $19.00

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten." mockup

"As president of the tenants' association, I have to inform you that our list of grievances has been eaten."

from $19.00

"For sale £470,000 house included" mockup

"For sale £470,000 house included"

from $19.00

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera." mockup

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

from $19.00

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay." mockup

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

from $19.00

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool." mockup

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

from $19.00

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south." mockup

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

from $19.00

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year." mockup

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

from $19.00

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested." mockup

"No pressure, but I do have another couple who are very interested."

from $19.00

Little Investment on the Praire

from $19.00

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!' mockup

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

from $19.00

'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.'

'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.' mockup

'The previous owner broke his leash ...I mean, lease.'

from $19.00

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

Toughing it out in the real estate game. mockup

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

from $19.00

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.' mockup

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

from $19.00

'With my new promotion, I can move us into a bigger shoe.'

'With my new promotion, I can move us into a bigger shoe.' mockup

'With my new promotion, I can move us into a bigger shoe.'

from $19.00

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

from $19.00

"We're thinking of downsizing."

from $19.00

House Price Humorist Gifts Collection

House Price Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of funny house price mugs and find the perfect humorous coffee companion for any real estate enthusiast.

House Price Humorist Pillows

Add some humor to any space with our house price-themed pillows—perfect for real estate fans who love a good laugh.

House Price Humorist Prints

Decorate your walls with our humorous house price prints—ideal for property market aficionados seeking a touch of wit.

House Price Humorist T-Shirts

Discover witty house price T-shirts that turn property market humor into wearable fun—great for real estate lovers with a sense of humor.