Hot Dog Salesman Gifts

Joe's one foot hot dogs.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Make me one with everything!"

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"I brought my lunch."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'I hear they're really good.'

"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

'Purpose of visit?'

Hot dog warmer

'Of course I'm tired-it's no picnic selling baby elephants door to door y'know!'

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

'What have you got?'

Authentic Hot Dogs.

'It's my idea of a seven course meal... a hot dog and a six-pack of beer!'