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Joe's one foot hot dogs.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Make me one with everything!"

"What about the five that fell through?"

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'I hear they're really good.'

Hot dogs. Sushi.

"I brought my lunch."

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

Hot dog.

"Shhh! Pretend we're not home."

'My husband's just getting some ready to show you.'

'Of course I'm tired-it's no picnic selling baby elephants door to door y'know!'

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

Hot dog warmer

'Purpose of visit?'

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

'What have you got?'

Authentic Hot Dogs.