Hotdog Vendor Gifts

HOT DOGS - Pay-per-chew

'In England, they serve their dogs at room temperature.'

'Purpose of visit?'

Hotdog vendor: 'When I go, I wanna be ground up into hotdogs, but I guess that ain't gonna happen!'

"I went to my first major league game when I was pretty young, and I knew, after I was there for just a few minutes that someday I would become a hotdog vendor."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

6 Brothers Falafel

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's probably just seasonal."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Back in 5 minutes!

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"Make me one with everything!"

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Merger at 28th and Lex

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'I hear they're really good.'

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'

How was your hotdog?

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'