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Hotdog Vendor Gifts
Searching for a present for a hotdog vendor? Our collection blends humor and appreciation, perfect for those who serve up smiles along with delicious hot dogs. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that honor their tasty craft with a touch of wit.
'In England, they serve their dogs at room temperature.'
'Purpose of visit?'
Hotdog vendor: 'When I go, I wanna be ground up into hotdogs, but I guess that ain't gonna happen!'
"I went to my first major league game when I was pretty young, and I knew, after I was there for just a few minutes that someday I would become a hotdog vendor."
"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."
'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'
6 Brothers Falafel
Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.
"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."
Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.
Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.
How The Sausage Is Eaten
The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.
"It's probably just seasonal."
"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."
Back in 5 minutes!
"Make me one with everything!"
Hot Dog Animals: $2
"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."
Oh no ... Outsourcing
'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'
Dad's old fashioned barbeque
'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'
"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."
"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."
What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.
"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."
"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."
'I hear they're really good.'
"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."
Hot dogs. Sushi.
Merger at 28th and Lex
'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'
'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'
Hotdog Vendor Gifts Collection
Hotdog Vendor Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that celebrate hotdog vendors—perfect for serving up smiles every morning.
Hotdog Vendor Pillows
Relax with pillows featuring humorous hotdog vendor designs—adding personality to their favorite space.
Hotdog Vendor Prints
Decorate with prints that showcase the fun side of hotdog vending—great for any vendor’s home or shop.
Hotdog Vendor T-Shirts
Discover witty t-shirts that salute the hotdog vendor in your life—fun for work or casual days.