Hotdog Vendor Mugs

HOT DOGS - Pay-per-chew

'In England, they serve their dogs at room temperature.'

'Purpose of visit?'

Hotdog vendor: 'When I go, I wanna be ground up into hotdogs, but I guess that ain't gonna happen!'

"I went to my first major league game when I was pretty young, and I knew, after I was there for just a few minutes that someday I would become a hotdog vendor."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

6 Brothers Falafel

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Back in 5 minutes!

"Make me one with everything!"

Hot Dog Animals: $2

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Hey, this is just a bun!" "Help yourself to the mustard."

'I hear they're really good.'

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

Hot dogs. Sushi.

Merger at 28th and Lex

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

'I usually take my new clients to nicer places. But my expense account isn't what it used to be.'