Hosting Visitors Gifts

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

Tartine

Come dine with me!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Canape?

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Horn of Leftovers

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

'Next!'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Join me for dinner?

"We used to entertain a great deal."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."