Hosting Visitors Prints

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

Tartine

Come dine with me!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Canape?

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Horn of Leftovers

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'Next!'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Join me for dinner?

"We used to entertain a great deal."

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."