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Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'Next!'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

"This house comes with smart windows. They automatically open when my husband takes his shoes off."

Rabbits: Nature's marshmallow

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

'Joan of Arc is visiting - make sure all the toilet seats are down.

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

'Roger hates goodbyes.'

'Oognik! -- If I'd known you were coming, I'd have harpooned a whale!'

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

'Don't worry dear, he's waiting for a fly.'

"Mostly, he was just puttering, but now he's also muttering."

It's quite remarkable - your baby looks exactly the same as every other baby I've ever seen

"Hey, it's the high risk people!"

'And after you let him in, I thought he was one of YOUR relatives!'

Honey, if the government won't contact-trace Kimberley's pool parties, I will simply do it myself."

"You have worms so I'm prescribing you birds."

"I think the air mattress is telling us that he overstayed his welcome."

"I wish you'd stop complaining! You're always the same when we visit my mother!"

'Hello, Tom! Better late than never, eh?'

Holiday Visit: Day No. 53,267,598

'And next we have a classic cape cod...'

Happy Birthday.

"My first Social Security check."

"And, at the end of a busy day, this is where John comes to self-describe."