Hospital Inspector Gifts

"This hospital is underachieving. So, I'm recommending an extra dollop of custard on your pudding at teatime."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

HELLth Food Sprouts

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Fire door.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"I'm going in."

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

Rusk Assessment Form

Food inspection results

Air Pollution Threat

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'