Hospital Inspector Gifts

"This hospital is underachieving. So, I'm recommending an extra dollop of custard on your pudding at teatime."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

HELLth Food Sprouts

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Fire door.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"I'm going in."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

Air Pollution Threat

307 days without an accident.

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Food inspection results

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Did you hear - we're being transferred from bomb-sniffing to trans fats."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

'Sick bucket for table sixteen.'

Rusk Assessment Form