Hospital Environment Gifts

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Congratulations, Mrs Foopster!! It's a bouncing baby boy!!"

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

'Call that a broken leg? You look okay to me!'

'This is serious, Doctor! This patient is unraveling.'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'What's holding him up?'

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'Is there a chance you will die under the anaesthetic? Well, that is the killer question.'

'It's your four basic food groups.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'