Hospital Concern Chronicler Gifts

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

Deaths from Coronavirus

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

Being Serenading in Casualty

'Long shift?'

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

"According to the chart you've either stabilised or flatlined."

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

'I'm sorry, but I can't tell you which room the star basketball player is recovering in.'

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

Hospital Visit

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

'There's been a little mixup, Mr. Root. The computer has the virus not you.'

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

2020 Panic Room

"Mamma Mia! So this is where my 'artistic licence' kicks in."

'Let's order one more MRI, just to play it safe.'

'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.'

'Intensive and or expensive care?'

"Actually, what doesn't kill you just raises the cost of everyone's insurance"

'Lunch!'

"I watched a video today on how to worry about the coronavirus."

Family lockdown day 30