Hospital Story Lover Gifts

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

Providing Healthcare For All

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

Being Serenading in Casualty

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Urology...can you hold?'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"The doctor will now glance in passing at you."

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

Too much Inflammation

Paramedics.

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

'Before your 'routine' surgery, your manager would like to stop by and give you a 'routine' exit interview.'

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

'Don't get any ideas, mister -- I recognize that look in your eye!'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

Hospital Visit

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'