Hospital Story Lover Mugs

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

Providing Healthcare For All

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

Being Serenading in Casualty

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Urology...can you hold?'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"The doctor will now glance in passing at you."

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

Paramedics.

Hospital porter leaving brain behind

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

'Before your 'routine' surgery, your manager would like to stop by and give you a 'routine' exit interview.'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'Don't get any ideas, mister -- I recognize that look in your eye!'

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

Hospital Visit

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."