Hospital Romance Enthusiast Mugs

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'Urology...can you hold?'

"Whoops..."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

Paramedics.

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

Surgery Instruction Book.

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

'Before your 'routine' surgery, your manager would like to stop by and give you a 'routine' exit interview.'

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

Hospital Visit

"But the P.R. guy says he's going to be O.K."