Hospital Drama Lovers Mugs

"Oh doctor, my love for your burns greater than Mr Williamson's urinary tract infection."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Jester Surgeon

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Urology...can you hold?'

'Is it urgent?'

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

Love Tap

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

Paramedics.

Too much Inflammation

'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

Surgery Instruction Book.

'Before your 'routine' surgery, your manager would like to stop by and give you a 'routine' exit interview.'

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."