Hospital Drama Fans Mugs

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I'm looking for Baldomero Bermudez...he was in a car accident."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

'It's your four basic food groups.'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

'Where does it hurt?'

'I'm afraid we've removed your wooden leg by mistake.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

Mort, the doctor says you can't get too riled up. It's bad for your heart. Yes, dear. You're not a young man anymore. You're not in tip-top shape. You don't eat well. You're not so muscular. I'm not a fan of your haircut. Nurse!

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

Quick! 5-second rule!

'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'

'Say, please.'

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

Surgery Instruction Book.