Hospital Drama Fans Mugs

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I'm looking for Baldomero Bermudez...he was in a car accident."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'It's your four basic food groups.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Where does it hurt?'

'I'm afraid we've removed your wooden leg by mistake.'

'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'Say, please.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'First the good news - we've all got to go sometime...'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

Surgery Instruction Book.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."