Hospital Drama Enthusiast Mugs

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'Think hard, Mrs. Johnson. We need to know exactly how many legs your son had when you brought him to the hospital this morning.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

Casualty

Injections.

Sorry, we're waiting for the new operating table to be delivered!

'I'm afraid he's gone and your plant's died too.'

'There's something I think you ought to know. I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

Jester Surgeon

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Is it urgent?'

"Whoops..."

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'Say, please.'

'Brain surgery, right?'

Love Tap

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."