Hospital Romance Enthusiast Pillows

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Urology...can you hold?'

"Whoops..."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

Too much Inflammation

'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

Paramedics.

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

Surgery Instruction Book.

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

'Before your 'routine' surgery, your manager would like to stop by and give you a 'routine' exit interview.'

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

'You sounded better yesterday.'

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."