Hospital Scene Lover Mugs

'I'm afraid your body is rejecting the transplant...'

Providing Healthcare For All

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'Urology...can you hold?'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

Paramedics.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

'Before your 'routine' surgery, your manager would like to stop by and give you a 'routine' exit interview.'

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

"But the P.R. guy says he's going to be O.K."

Hospital Visit

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'