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'You were the only survivor.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'It's your four basic food groups.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Where does it hurt?'

'I'm afraid we've removed your wooden leg by mistake.'

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

Surgery Instruction Book.

Patient after an appendix operation

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

'You sounded better yesterday.'