Hospital Scenes Fan Gifts

'You were the only survivor.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'It's your four basic food groups.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'Where does it hurt?'

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

'I'm afraid we've removed your wooden leg by mistake.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

Mort, the doctor says you can't get too riled up. It's bad for your heart. Yes, dear. You're not a young man anymore. You're not in tip-top shape. You don't eat well. You're not so muscular. I'm not a fan of your haircut. Nurse!

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

Quick! 5-second rule!

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

Surgery Instruction Book.

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

Patient after an appendix operation