Hospital Drama Fan Gifts

"Long answer: he's dead. Short answer: dead."

'The old fool's dead.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'So Doc, do you think it's serious...?'

"But the P.R. guy says he's going to be O.K."

"despite the EKG monitor I can assure you this man is dead inside."

'I was at death's door, when I remembered there were still a few people I had to get even with.'

'When you rushed from the church, I thought you were jilting me!'

Doctor - "Is that tender Mr McCready?"

"A lady watching General Hospital on TV wants to know if the fireman's going to be all right."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

'It's your four basic food groups.'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Where does it hurt?'

'I'm afraid we've removed your wooden leg by mistake.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."