Hospital Scene Lover Gifts

'I'm afraid your body is rejecting the transplant...'

Providing Healthcare For All

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Urology...can you hold?'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

Mort, the doctor says you can't get too riled up. It's bad for your heart. Yes, dear. You're not a young man anymore. You're not in tip-top shape. You don't eat well. You're not so muscular. I'm not a fan of your haircut. Nurse!

Too much Inflammation

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Paramedics.

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'Before your 'routine' surgery, your manager would like to stop by and give you a 'routine' exit interview.'

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

Hospital Visit

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'