Hospital Scene Interest Mugs

Mosquito feeding from a blood transfusion bag.

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

'Your doing GREAT! Tomorrow you should be able to eat hospital food!'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'And Remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Celebration in operating theatre.

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'And that's the simplest way to surgically remove a 'mole' from the patient!'

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

'You sounded better yesterday.'

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

"But the P.R. guy says he's going to be O.K."

Hospital Visit

'For god's sake Walters, wait until the patient is fully anesthetized before going through his wallet.'

'You were clinically dead for over a week. Gave us all quite a little scare.'

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

"despite the EKG monitor I can assure you this man is dead inside."

'Ok, Ms. Feldman, it says on your chart that you were discharged yesterday.'

'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.'

'He's always talking about all of his operations.'

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

'Lunch!'

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Promise me Doc: If I don't make it, don't let my family anywhere near me...'