Hosepipe Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

J. R. R. Tolkien

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Highland Piper.

Lazy plumber.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Watering the garden in the rain.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Making it look easy.

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Alpine Pipe

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Desert Island Bagpipes

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

Pipe dreams!

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

The two friends

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"I say!"

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Sherlock Holmes.

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

"How's it going with the automatic bagpipe?"