Hosepipe Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Highland Piper.

Lazy plumber.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Making it look easy.

Watering the garden in the rain.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Desert Island Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Alpine Pipe

The existentialist manifesto according to Jean-Paul Sinatra-'oooby Dooby Doo!'

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

Pipe dreams!

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Caricature of Stanley Baldwin, PM.

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

The two friends

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

Sherlock Holmes.

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

Trophy head.

"How's it going with the automatic bagpipe?"