Horseshoe Aficionado Gifts

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Duck Hunt

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Tallyho!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

The Origami Society...

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Time is HONEY

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Destination casinos...

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Crocodile Shoes

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

Have Horns Venn

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"Yes, a lie. I've been living a lie, I'm not Italian at all."

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.