Horseshoe Collectors Gifts

Lucky horseshoe

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Well....I could've done this!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Do you do much walking?"

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Shoes Make The Man

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."