Horseshoe Collectors Mugs

Lucky horseshoe

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

A women in a shoeshop.

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Mister Pretty Shoes

Robot Jogger

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Do you do much walking?"

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Comb Sweet Comb

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Shoes Make The Man

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.