Hobbyist Collector Mugs

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Letter Collecting Nerd

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"...it's another metal detector."

Doulton Canada Geese

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Over-reaction Man.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Replica Football Merchandise

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'I got you three new autographs in the prison yard today... an NFL and NBA player, plus a movie star!'

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

Antique oriental carpets.

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

End of career sale.

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'No, it's not a new iPhone, it's a Swiss army knife.'

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

World Series 2004 - Hall of Fame.

Half his pleasure lies in manipulating his beloved tackle

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'