Hobby Collecting Mugs

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'Here you are - you've been thinking of taking up a new interest - improve your conversational skills.'

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

Kite Fail

'Did you get a fuselage number Denis?'

'Calling this room Shunting Yard 2 is not going to get us out of paying the bedroom tax.'

"...it's another metal detector."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Packaging Russian Dolls

International Women's Day

Director/Action Man toy.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

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Robert Fripp