Horseshoe Collector Gifts

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"You're on a what?!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Robot Jogger

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Comb Sweet Comb

Shoes Make The Man

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Beekeeping 101

"I think we're in luck!"

"Yes, I'm sure it's my glass slipper - arch supports, odor-eaters, and you can see where I chipped away some glass for my bunions."