Horseshoe Collector Pillows

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"You're on a what?!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Shoes Make The Man

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Do you smell something?"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Beekeeping 101

'Big advantage!!'

"I think we're in luck!"