Horseback Humorist Gifts

Spoil the horseback humorist in your life with a gift that captures their equine passion and comedic spirit. From amusing mugs to playful t-shirts, find unique items that bring a smile and showcase their love for horses with a humorous twist. Perfect for anyone who loves to laugh as much as they love riding.

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Son, if you fall off a horse get right back on, ride to a lawyer and sue the stable.

Son, if you fall off a horse get right back on, ride to a lawyer and sue the stable. mockup

Son, if you fall off a horse get right back on, ride to a lawyer and sue the stable.

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Sympathetic nursing will work wonders mockup

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

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For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony. mockup

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

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No Soliciting

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'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...' mockup

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

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"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?" mockup

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

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'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?' mockup

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

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Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4 mockup

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

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Moo! OOM!

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'Where's my horse?'

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'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!' mockup

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

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It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony. mockup

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

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'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?' mockup

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

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Inappropriate horse whispering.

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Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today!

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"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it." mockup

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

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'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?' mockup

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

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The Enemy

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Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert. mockup

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

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Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress. mockup

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

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Show Jumping Tantrums

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"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage." mockup

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

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A Few Common Ailments

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'Think Basics.'

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The Poodle and The Twooudle.

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The Cud Food Guide

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'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.' mockup

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

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'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.' mockup

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

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Horse accidents

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"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..." mockup

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

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'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.' mockup

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

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Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider. mockup

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

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"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!" mockup

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV mockup

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

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Horseback Humorist Gifts Collection

Horseback Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs designed for horseback humorists—perfect for mornings full of laughter and coffee.

Horseback Humorist Pillows

Discover fun and quirky pillows that bring humor and comfort to any horse lover's living space.

Horseback Humorist Prints

Browse our humorous art prints for horse enthusiasts—an amusing addition to any home or stable decor.

Horseback Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts that celebrate the humor and passion of horseback riders—ideal for casual outings or riding lessons.