Horse Hijinks Enthusiast Gifts

Horse steals a little girl's book.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Separation

'Follow that cab!'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'What's founder?'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

'Where's my horse?'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

"He wants a second opinion."

Dog Training.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."