Horse Enthusiast With A Twist Gifts

Modernizing A Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Stubborn Horse

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

ONE HORSE TOWN

Improvised Dentistry.

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'What's founder?'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Gentlemen Riders

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Stubborn Horses

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'