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Horse steals a little girl's book.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Separation

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'What's founder?'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

'Where's my horse?'

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

"He wants a second opinion."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Dog Training.

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

Stunt Fly flying through a cow.

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."