Horse Handler Humor Gifts

Looking for a funny gift for the horse handler in your life? Our collection of humorous items celebrates their equine expertise with wit and charm. From mugs to t-shirts, these gifts are ideal for those who keep the horses happy and laugh a lot along the way. Whether they’re a professional trainer, a stable enthusiast, or just a horse lover who appreciates a good joke, find something that will make them smile every time they see it.

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'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!' mockup

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

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Sympathetic nursing will work wonders mockup

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

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For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony. mockup

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

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"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?" mockup

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

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'Where's my horse?'

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'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!' mockup

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

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"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

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'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?' mockup

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

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Inappropriate horse whispering.

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Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert. mockup

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

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"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage." mockup

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

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'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.' mockup

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

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Park statues horse and rider.

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EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything mockup

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

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'...Because its easy to draw.'

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"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!" mockup

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

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"I don't want it to look like I don't appreciate your qualifications and experience, but you're talking a lot of crap."

"I don't want it to look like I don't appreciate your qualifications and experience, but you're talking a lot of crap." mockup

"I don't want it to look like I don't appreciate your qualifications and experience, but you're talking a lot of crap."

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'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.' mockup

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

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"Sure he's handsome. . . But I've heard he's hung like a human."

"Sure he's handsome. . . But I've heard he's hung like a human." mockup

"Sure he's handsome. . . But I've heard he's hung like a human."

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Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium. mockup

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

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"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?" mockup

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

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Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

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And balance with practice.

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"My exercise routine appears to be working as long as I hang around fat people."

"My exercise routine appears to be working as long as I hang around fat people." mockup

"My exercise routine appears to be working as long as I hang around fat people."

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"Ask me about my long face."

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Bit on the Side

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Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth mockup

Don't look a Gift Horse in the Mouth

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Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms. mockup

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

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'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!' mockup

'The holes in this hay net are getting smaller! What are you trying to say buddy?!'

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'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!' mockup

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VIII

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VIII mockup

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VIII

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'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.' mockup

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'

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'Do you think your owner will get that you're not in the mood to leave the field today?'

'Do you think your owner will get that you're not in the mood to leave the field today?' mockup

'Do you think your owner will get that you're not in the mood to leave the field today?'

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'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!' mockup

'Those stretching exercises you have been practicing are really working!'

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"You can lead me to water but you can't make me drink, unless it has added food coloring and sweeteners."

"You can lead me to water but you can't make me drink, unless it has added food coloring and sweeteners." mockup

"You can lead me to water but you can't make me drink, unless it has added food coloring and sweeteners."

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Horse Handler Humor Gifts Collection

Horse Handler Humor Mugs

Explore our full collection of humorous horse handling mugs—perfect for making every coffee break a smile-filled moment.

Horse Handler Humor Pillows

Check out our playful pillows designed for horse handlers—bring humor and comfort into their favorite spaces.

Horse Handler Humor Prints

Discover our witty art prints perfect for horse lovers—bring a smile to any stable or living room with humorous horse-themed decor.

Horse Handler Humor T-Shirts

Browse our funny horse handler t-shirts—they're sure to turn heads and spark conversations in or out of the stable.