Horror Fandom Gifts

Storm Demon

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Open House of Horrors

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

The Mummy's Purse...

Zombie Problems

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'Frankendumpty'

'Regular or decapitated?'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.