Hopeful Parent Gifts

Minority Group Rights To Assisted Reproduction.

IVF

Male and Female doors to IVF clinic

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

The Baby Walker

Impressing dad.

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"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

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'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'She posted her first blog today.'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."