Prospective Parent Gifts

'I don't need to know all that stuff, Dad - I plan to adopt.'

The Baby Walker

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A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

In the DNA Kitchen

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"They look so young and helpless."

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'