Hopeful Parent Pillows

Minority Group Rights To Assisted Reproduction.

Male and Female doors to IVF clinic

'I'm sorry Mrs Jones, but according to these results your womb is extremely inhospitable, and your husband's sperm is gay.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

The Baby Walker

Impressing dad.

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"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Children's artwork exhibition.

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

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'She posted her first blog today.'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."