Prospective Parents Pillows

"But when we logged-on to your website, we naturally assumed that we'd be adopting a virtual orphan."

The Baby Walker

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

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A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

In the DNA Kitchen

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"They look so young and helpless."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'