Prospective Parents Prints

"But when we logged-on to your website, we naturally assumed that we'd be adopting a virtual orphan."

The Baby Walker

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

TAP TAP TAP TAP

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Ask me about my litter! !

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

In the DNA Kitchen

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Sperm Whale.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"They look so young and helpless."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"