Hooman's Best Friend Gifts

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Bike Rides

"Smokey The Tree"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Lasso

Happy Hog - Manet

Underwater on the Car

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

Dad's Workbench

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'This is my mom and dad.'

Arabian Nights.

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

Flower power.

Sheep

'Tender and Juicy.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

Happy Hogmanay!

'...And a free set of tools goes with it.'

Goofy builder.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"Happy Master's Day."