Hooman's Best Friend T-Shirts

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Smokey The Tree"

Bike Rides

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Lasso

Happy Hog - Manet

"There's my very first school - where I learned how to hug."

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Arabian Nights.

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

Flower power.

"Don't leave me dangling!"

Sheep

Happy Hogmanay!

'Tender and Juicy.'

'...And a free set of tools goes with it.'

Goofy builder.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"Face it, Carl. We outgrew each other."