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"She's not my pet. More like a family member, really."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"They're comfortable."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

High Riders of the Old West

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

A child and his dog

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

Beware of dog...poop.

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

Santa Claus walks dogs

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'What's my fortune then?!

'It's only a checkup!'

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

F & E Plumbing. Yes, I know you're always at my disposal. If you were better plumbers, you wouldn't have to be!

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

(The King: A recent sighting) (Why, accordin' to this here resume, you ain't nothin' but a houn' dog.)

huntsman with hounds

'I would like you to please not tell people I'm a stalker!'