Hooman For Hounds Pillows

"She's not my pet. More like a family member, really."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"They're comfortable."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

High Riders of the Old West

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

A child and his dog

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

Beware of dog...poop.

Santa Claus walks dogs

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

'What's my fortune then?!

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'It's only a checkup!'

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

huntsman with hounds

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

'I would like you to please not tell people I'm a stalker!'